PARTNERS Strategy

PARTNERS PARTNERS recognizes that personal relationships are the cornerstone of successful real estate investing. Indeed, PARTNERS PARTNERS' principals are best friends with everyone in the deal chain. 

We are proud to host our partner-friends at the most exclusive private clubs in the country, including the NY Racquet & Tennis Club, Disney's Club 33, Augusta National Golf Club, and the Mile High Club. With Black American Express cards, poor short-term memories, and instant access to dozens of nubile female friends, our principals have everything they need to make our partners smile.  

PARTNERS PARTNERS' investment strategy is also grounded in meticulous underwriting, efficient analyst exploitation, animal sacrifice, and ritual geomancy.